you are the darkness..

I enjoy pizza
american horror story
drugs
misfits
and dogs

rejudging:

I was happy.

rejudging:

I was happy.

(via dear-kendall)

spliffminded:

reddlr-trees:

Everything is purple, everything is purple

swag

spliffminded:

reddlr-trees:

Everything is purple, everything is purple

swag

(via blazedbrohammad)

primatchi:

scrapbookbeta:

Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one

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I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened  He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens. 

bitch we’re getting you a puppy ok

(via letsmakethingsphysical)

yasminnxsimonee:

madeupmonkeyshit:

you know he dead after the last girl

Yagadoo

(via ruinedchildhood)

Pro Tip:

arachnids8rip:

fuckbrekay:

vegancajun:

yourladyfriend:

abchannahxyz:

stellarlife:

When your girlfriend gets into the shower on cold winter mornings, put a clean towel in the dryer. When you hear the water turn off, grab the towel from the dryer and bring it to her. She’ll smile. Guaranteed. 

Little things, you guys. Little things. 

Dude.

karlie is a genius

If my boyfriend did that I’d suck his dick so hard he’d swallow his eyeballs.

he’d swallow his eyeballs.

100% of this is beautiful

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“To bae or not to bae”

—   William Shakespeare  (via gnarly)

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weapens:

ppl joke about murder on this website all the time but i have to wonder exactly how many people there are here who have actually murdered someone because statistically it’s impossible that everyone here HASN’T murdered anyone

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illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

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haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

haggady:

cats are mysterious and powerful and we must respect them

(via haileybookky)

xanmarino:

3djazz

rapunzels-:

Disney couples + the lifting thing

(via stickyourhandsinsidemypockets)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

(via gnarly)

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patientlights:

anxiety is terrible, you could be having an attack and no one would even know because it’s an inward thing. it feels like you’re malfunctioning and you can’t process your own thoughts. you get a knot in your stomach and you can’t take a full breath but outwardly you can literally just sit there and look completely normal as long as no one tries to speak to you.

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